Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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