There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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