I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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