I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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