never play flip cup with pint glasses
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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