We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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