if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
True but thats because hes a fetus.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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