Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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