what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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