I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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