Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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