This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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