I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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