there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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