my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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