Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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