After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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