I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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