he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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