The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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