What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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