Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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