So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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