if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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