Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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