Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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