Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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