she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
