Only a mothe r could love this liver
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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