Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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