Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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