I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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