you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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