I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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