After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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