where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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