How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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