she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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