this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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