Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Are we still banned from the library?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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