No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Drake has all the answers
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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