You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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