I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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