did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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