whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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