I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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