Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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