Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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