My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
