What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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