I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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