He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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