doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
be right there i have to get my cape
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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